... it took me only seconds to recognize the full potency of cowsay
This runs on a bash shell:
$ wget http://www.cas.mcmaster.ca/~bill/strings/english/bible
$ while read -r z; do cowsay $z; done <bible

 _________________________________________
/ In the beginning God created the heaven \
| and the earth. And the earth was        |
| without form, and void; and darkness    |
| was upon the face of the deep. And the  |
| Spirit of God moved upon the face of    |
\ the waters.                             /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||
 _______________________________________
/ And God said, Let there be light: and \
\ there was light.                      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||
 ______________________________________
/ And God saw the light, that it was   \
| good: and God divided the light from |
\ the darkness.                        /
 --------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||
 ________________________________________
/ And God called the light Day, and the  \
| darkness he called Night. And the      |
| evening and the morning were the first |
\ day.                                   /
 ----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||
 ________________________________________
/ And God said, Let there be a firmament \
| in the midst of the waters, and let it |
\ divide the waters from the waters.     /
 ----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||
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Enjoy! Pulp Fiction might be great, but the Pulp Fiction script read to you by a stegosaurus - priceless!

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